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Bekah. 17. Michigan.



What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms


"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills


I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!


How do you do the conversation thing with attractive people


in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel


"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger


why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better


why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say